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| 05:48pm 23/10/2005 |
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music: Stickshifts and Safteybelts
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Friends and Countrymen-
I am 17 and a bit and I do not know how to drive. Sad? Yes. Weird? Perhaps. But last night, while planning out my life. laying in bed, I decided that the time has come. Thus, in a Month and a Week and a Day I will have my first attempt at getting my Driver's License(!!!, not the band). I left a month inbetween then and the day my permit expires so that if needed, I can take the test twice more if I fail, which I will, probably both times.
But this, my friends (and countrymen), is where you come in.
Remember the first time you failed the Driver's test (and lied about it :) Well, why did you? What little tips can you give me so that besides learning how to drive, I just cannot fail? What exactly am I tested on? Do I need to know how to parallel park? Should I be charming, or perhaps cry to gain a few sympathy points? Where should I take the test? What do I need to bring?
You know the drill; Now, go! |
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| Summer 9 |
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| 07:47pm 25/08/2005 |
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DAVID. This is for you.
( Boys )
In other news, the first week of school will be three theme days. They will be as follows.
1. Basquiat Day.
2. 50's Dress Day.
3. Pretty Dress Day (Optional for the world, mandatory for the girls of 40 Gillespie Cresent) (And boys? PAPA PLEASE???).
RSVP ASAP. :) See you all then. |
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| Some Jew |
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| 08:27pm 22/05/2005 |
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TRUE STORY:
My brother and his (Christian) best friend, Ethan, in the car.
Ethan: Leon, I'm so happy that that kid brought hand ball to our school. It's such an awesome game.
Leon: Totally.
Nora: Who brought it to school?
Ethan: Some Jew.
Nora (enraged): Ethan, you do realize that we're Jewish.
Ethan; Yeah, i know...
Nora: So, I'm gonna ask you again. Who brought the game to school?
Ethan: Some Jew.
Nora: Ethan! Come on you're 11, you can't go around making racist comments like that.
Leon: Nora, shut up... he's some Korean kid. His name is Sum Ju.
Nora: Oh. |
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| 07:27pm 18/04/2005 |
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I Love Cash Bundren. He wins my heart. He's so strong and so kind. Oh, cash, if only, if only.
PS. Did you know that the Bundrens live in Yoknapatawpha County, Mississippi. It's a true, yet little known fact about As I lay Dying. |
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| 09:58pm 17/04/2005 |
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If you are reading this you are a terrible person and should go back to writing footnotes for your History paper straight away. But in the mean time.... here's some softcore lesbian porn to tide you over.
Enjoy! |
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| 04:22pm 11/03/2005 |
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This is my new Live Journal.
Add me. I will add you.
All subsequent entries will be Friends Only.
We thank you with big smiles. |
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